(I'm having some post-birthday blues, so allow myself to lighten myself.)
Due to disappointing response to Buy Nothing Day, we're opening a new store - The Nothing Store! For people who want to give a gift, but want to feel like they did and gut the guilt, this is the place for you! In our store you'll find every kind of nothing you might want - all colors, shapes and sizes await you. International too - we support all universal cognition-based models of nothing! Just browse everything we have to offer, add your desired nothings to your cart, and check out. It's that easy! The recipient will receive nothing in the mail within one hour. It's that fast!
Because we're new, we have some kinks to work out, but we'll have answers to your questions soon, we promise!
- How do I access your items that are on sale?
- How does does my gift receiver know when it's arrived?
- When will you have product photos?
- Your cart's quantity feature is confusing. It says to remove nothing, simply change its quantity to zero and click Update Cart, but how is zero nothings different from some nothings?
- My person didn't receive her nothing. How do I re-send it?
- How do I get a refund, and how should I package the nothing for return?
For questions and inquiries contact Customer Support. Rest assured, we always have no one standing by. Unfortunately, they're usually up to nothing.